on hiatus lol

It’s the 503rd Annual Anniversary of the Dancing Plague!

1518 was a pretty stressful year, but hey, so is 2021! So this year, from mid-July to September, let’s get in touch with the stressful, stressful past as we brace ourselves for the stressful, stressful future by dancing our troubles away!

It’s really simple: you take a bunch of fucking methane, ammonia, water and hydrogen, you zap it with a fuckton of fucking lightning, then badda bing badda boom now you got amino acids

Tag me in pictures of stuffed animals u cowards uwu

looking at my entire personality and my obsession with instant espresso and realizing. im the fanon tim drake

oh hey wanna see some antique ivory anatomical manikins complete with itty bitty handcarved removable organs?

Not particularly

sure you do! you are absolutely champing at the bit to see these things! you’re pumped up and raring to go. you are eager, ebullient, ecstatic, electrified, elevated, energized, enraptured, entertained, enthusiastic, impassioned, intoxicated, intrigued, fiery and feverish and fervent and fired up and frothing at the mouth!!! jesus kid you’ve got to GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF

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I am actually just as desperate as stated above to see the dolls

excellent give me a dollar

alright you stingy bastards, take the wages of your sin and weep, weep evermore

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you're in his dms i'm committing medical malpractice against him

Miller-Urey experiment my absolute beloved

purplegreen, the color of magic, evil and scientists

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people only want me for my torturous visions and voluptuous ass, no one cares about my experiments with mercurial poison

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